Hot Box. LA Uber and Lyft tales. when yr driver is a writer

the longest lyft ride i ever did

and it was with the prettiest girl you ever did see.

black girl!

curls and curls and curls

fuzzy flip flops, big purse, smelled of perfume and sunny days

picked her up in the hills of hollywood, and we needed to run some errands she told me

i bought this benz to get on the most expensive platform but those trips are rare

and i thought my car was too old, but sometimes lyft makes exceptions

i was playing old school smooth jazz from wes montgomery

blue note records with the windows down zig zagging through the canyons to sunset

smack dab on some holiday because the roads were smooth and empty

and first thing she said once we get rolling is

oooh – i like that music

she rolled up her window, so i rolled up mine and caught that familiar aroma of cocoa butter

do you mind if i vape? she asked, rolling the window down again

the presumptive close

fine as you are, i said. you could snort all the blow i have in here

and i tapped the glove box

ahahahah you crazy, she said and took a drag from her colorful plastic vape

wes was playing that thick guitar with its rich deep tone and we just watched the people of west hollywood then hollywood go about their free day

and i asked, do you believe in god?

she said of course

and i said, He is good.

amen she said while inhaling, holding, and blowing out a thick stream as we approached the hollywood freeway on-ramp, shockingly bereft of cars

is this a zombie movie we’re in? i asked gesturing at the absence of traffic

oh thats because i ordered the lyft lux no traffic option, she said and laughed like mike: he he he

i have this theory that i may have shared once before about native californians, that they are extremely mellow and down to earth because

if they grew up here

they have seen it all at an early age.

even though she had a lot of things to do that day

she was also chill

not scattered

and so we went south then east then west then south

talking about race, soul food, tacos, bell hooks, college, snapchat and most interestingly how she took three busses to get to high school

hour-and-a-half each way

while trying to look cute, but not too cute for the pervs in the six busses.

wes led into jimmy smith’s swirling bebop organ.

there were times when there wasnt anything to say and nothing was said.

rarely does that happen but there it was.

on the final stop she left smiling as brightly as i was

even the benz smelled better than it should.

see how much they tipped