Hot Box. LA Uber and Lyft tales. when yr driver is a writer

don’t test me man

fratboys make the news
but theres lots of wholesome kids over there.

on the last trip, i was talking music
with a beautiful young woman
who was all, you dont know lana del rey?
my gray hairs were obvious in my beard

yeah, youre probably right, i said. hey who’s your favorite painter?

artist? she asked.

probably vincent van gogh.

weird, i said, cuz mines norman
fucking
rockwell

see how much they tipped